In My Country There is Problem

In my country there is problem
And that problem is transport
It take very very long
Because Kazakhstan is big
Throw transport down the well
So my country can be free
We must make travel easy
Then we have a big party.

In my country there is problem
And that problem is the jew
They take everybody money
They never give it back

Throw the jew down the well
So my country can be free
You must grub him by his horns
Then we have a big party
If you see the jew coming
You must be careful of his teeth
You must grab him by his money
And I tell you what to do. Everybody!

Throw the jew down the well
So my country can be free
You must grub him by his horns
Then we have a big party

Kazakhstan

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We incented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the might phenis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!